May 17, 2010 | Ian Bland | Leave a comment Photo By Jools Thatcher The theme for this week’s JVG Radio Method poem is “Daddy” Sadly I don’t have a recording this week (yet) Daddy “Daddy, watch this – Daddy! Look, I’m in the tree!” “D-a-d-d-y! This is my special jump – Daddy, look at me” “Righto” came the pained reply, head buried in ‘The Age'” “I’m watching” – hollow words, eyes focussed on the page “Daddy, watch this, I’m going backwards down the slide” “That’s good” his father mumbled from behind the TV Guide A triumph on the tower brought yet another interjection Acknowledged by a grunt from amidst the Business Section The maiden crossing of the monkey bars, a celebration you’d have thought There was a victory punch – on the back page of the sport Engrossed in “The Two of Us” half way through “Good Weekend” He didn’t even notice that his son had made a friend It was left to other kids and families to reassure While Dad eyed Pear and Rhubarb Tarts, immersed in ‘Epicure’ While he cracked the cryptic crossword and skimmed the Classified Ads His boy was playing hide and seek with other mums and dads What no Catherine Deveny? – poor Dad was in a twitter At least he had the park as a de facto babysitter The footy disappearing, kicked high into the trees He couldn’t see it for the forest as he scanned obituaries After studying the form guide, a text message on his phone “Come on lad, we’ve played enough – time we’re heading home” Rolled up his paper and magazines and ambled from the park “I promised your mother I’d mow the lawns and here it is almost dark” “Oh, you haven’t lost your footy? – Do you think I’m a millionaire?” “Can’t you be more bloody careful – Concentrate – be aware” They wove through the back streets in silence, Dad still counting the cost Seemingly oblivious that more than the ball had been lost It’s not easy being a father – It’s not easy being a son But not hard to go from being a daddy to the loser who lives with their mum © Copyright 2010 Ian Bland Share this:TweetEmailMoreTelegram