Bland On Bland – …head

blndonblandpoem-featuredThe theme for this week’s JVG Radio Method poem is “…head“.

Had to phone it in today,

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To the Dickheads on the Sandringham train regaling our carriage this week
Who assumed the other passengers were only there to hear you speak

You claimed you were telling it how it is, but you were just huffing’ and puffin’
As you hoed into a long neck and a Sausage and Egg McMuffin

Your thoughts on the Paralympics, designed to get a reaction
You must have been disappointed no-one gave you the satisfaction

Well here’s your fifteen seconds, you sad, pathetic minions
Though I won’t gift a single syllable to air your witless opinions

They’re athletes, you morons, athletes; who’ve worked beyond hard to compete
They’ve earned their chance while you dickheads are pissing your pants in the street

Their strength, mental and physical, is more than you’ll ever possess
Not cuddly toys to be patronised. Athletes, no more and no less

So why don’t you hold your own Olympics, preferably not on a train
The Dickhead Olympics, open to those with an oversized mouth and no brain

Unfortunately another organisation has adopted that particular tenet
The Dickhead Olympics already exists, they’ve changed the name toThe Senate

© Copyright 2016 Ian Bland

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