July 13, 2014 | Ian Bland | 1 Comment Photo By Jools Thatcher The theme for this week’s JVG Radio Method poem is “Keys”. Good afternoon Jon and greetings from Coventry, the home of two tone. Great weather, summer of course over here, which means festival season. A big week of music, I caught among the many, The Happy Mondays, The Selector, Dave Sanders, Neville Staples, Wes Finch and about fifty ska bands sporting ex members of The Specials plus a great raw set from The Buzzcocks who continue to age disgracefully – Pete Shelley is looking even older than Ed. Anyway, enough idle chat, I have some keys to find To play this poem directly in your browser – just click the “play” button below: https://ianbland.com.au/audio/JVG_Poem20140713.mp3 Also have a listen to the songs on the New Album “Angel In Reverse” Keys No, you had them last remember? Don’t get in a flap It’s not my responsibility What a load of crap I admit I said I had the keys But I wasn’t referring to yours I meant “keys” as in piano Not “keys” that unlock doors I’m not a bloody idiot Of course I’ve got a spare I hid it in the garden Just can’t remember where Ah! I stashed it in that Buddha You bought in Byron Bay Near the barbie- Oh shit! I chucked it The last hard rubbish day Oh, sorry, hands up, you’ve got me I confess, I’ll cop it sweet It was that smart arsed grin it gave me Every time I grilled some meat We’ll talk about that in the morning It’s almost three o’clock Forget your precious Buddha He can’t help us with the lock I’ll have to force a window Give it a little shake Don’t worry, I’ve done it a thousand times I promise the glass won’t – break A little collateral damage At least I got us inside For God’s sake what’s your issue now? Oh, the backdoor was open wide Well, we’ve learnt a valuable lesson Always make sure you lock it Check everything twice before you leave Oh! The keys were in my pocket © Copyright 2014 Ian Bland Share this:TweetEmailMoreTelegram