The theme for this week’s JVG Radio Method poem is “Medical Advice“.
JVG has been having a run of interesting themes this year, delegating out the work. Did he seek (da da da dum) “Medical Advice over the break or is it more likely that he is just being slack?
Hmmm, I think we can all guess the answer.
Some more observations on internet experts.
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Thank God for the World Wide Web and the wisdom it contains
Knowledge so exhaustive there’s no need to use your brains
A portal to the truth and it has broken our reliance
On all the dodgy goings on like medicine and science
Common sense be damned, it’s taught me all I know today
Such as chemicals in our water are turning people gay
It’s a fact; immutable; water’s turning people queer
Imagine what would happen if we all drank ginger beer
For every sickness and disease the internet has the answer
Like the magnet purchased online, guaranteed to cure cancer
As for Covid, it’s a hoax, death rate grossly overstated
There is absolutely no way I’ll be getting vaccinated
It’s just a ruse, a lie, a plot, to have us all micro-chipped
Then turned into zombies and have our memories stripped
Besides, I’m immune; I bathe in Ultra Violet light
Drink cow urine and smear my chest with vegemite
This is the twenty-first century; the dark ages have gone
All our claims are backed with proof – supplied by QAnon
Regarding the vaccines that the so called experts preach
Why support big pharma when you can skull a pint of bleach?
I mean why pay to see a doctor? It’s a total waste of breath
Medical advice is freely available from a television chef
They say “You are what you eat” and I don’t mind a decent feed
Though these days, more accurately “You are what you read”
© Copyright 2021 Ian Bland
Also have a listen to “Everything or Nothing”