The theme for the JVG Radio Method March 11, 2007 was “STICK”. The scratchiness in the recording was from the microphone at Triple R. Help them fix it by slipping them a few dollars. Click to play Sticks…[audio:JVG_Poem20070311.mp3] Accompaniment supplied on slide guitar by Ed Bates.… Read More


The theme for the JVG Radio Method March 4th, 2007 was “RUNAWAY”. The sad events of the week inspired this one. Click to play Runaway… Accompaniment supplied on accordion once again this week by the inestimable Dave Evans Vale Billy Thorpe. 60 was way too short.… Read More


The theme for the JVG Radio Method February 25, 2007oday was “GHETTO”. This is a true story and quite possibly the first page of my autobiography. Ghetto…[audio:JVG_Poem20070225.mp3] Accompaniment supplied on accordion this week by the inestimable Dave Evans NOTE: The person nattering in the background at the beginning has been taken out and shot. ghetto… Read More


The theme for the JVG Radio Method February 18th 2007 was “THEME”. Sometimes Jon can be a bit too clever. Theme…[audio:JVG_Poem20070218.mp3] Slide Guitar by Ed Bates theme woke around seven, too tired to leave bed, felt buggered before i’d begun made a futile attempt to out fart my daughter, she beat me & she’s not… Read More


The theme Jon chose for the JVG Radio Method today was “PRETTY”. But there is no recording as this was done before I  got the recording and stuff sorted out. I have “finessed” the words a bit to make it flow better.… Read More


These are two poems I wrote for the 3RRR Chrismas Barbie show. A number of people asked for a copy of the words so here they are. First is What To Get Jesus for Christmas and then First Barbie Both are in PDF format.… Read More